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Close this window Official Ugly Man's Guide™ FAQ Page Frequently Asked Questions Below are my answers to the questions I'm most frequently asked in regards to the The Ugly Man's Guide To Getting Laid! If your question is not listed below then just complete the simple form at the bottom of this page and ask me. Why is The Ugly Man's Guide priced so much lower than similar products on the Internet? I've been ripped off before by fancy asses with hyped-up websites promising me the world if I give them my few bucks. What makes you any different from them? Why did you decide to write The Ugly Man's Guide To Getting Laid? Why not post a picture of you and Darcy on the website? Okay, let's say I decide to order your product but don't like it. Am I going to get hassled about a refund? Be honest, I'm not a very good looking guy, if I buy your product and follow the instructions will I get laid? Will you help me out personally if I email you with my situation? With all these FREE bonuses you're giving away, if I buy The Ugly Man's Guide today, will I have to give these back if I ask for a refund? I heard you have an Ebay Store? Where is it? What are my payment options? What will my credit card receipt state? I don't want anyone knowing I bought this? If I decide to order The Ugly Man's Guide right now, how long will it take before I get access the information. Okay, I'm convinced. What do I do now to get The Ugly Man's Guide To Getting Laid!? Frequently Asked Questions Top of page Question: Why is The Ugly Man's Guide priced so much lower than similar products on the Internet? Answer: Perhaps you should ask the owners of similar products why their product is priced so much higher than The Ugly Man's Guide? Pricing is a personal issue and, yes, our price is a dirt cheap price when you look at everything you're getting. But look, because The Ugly Man's Guide is 100% online, I have no printing cost, I have no shipping cost and much of my work is now done automatically. The price I'm charging will give you, at a very affordable price, a life-changing product that will teach you how to get laid consistently and still allow me to pocket a profit. A win-win situation for everyone. Top of page Question: I've been ripped off before by fancy asses with hyped-up websites promising me the world if I give them my few bucks. What makes you any different from them? Answer: First, I've been ripped off before and it does piss you off! As you know, there really is no 'Internet Police' to turn to. All I can tell you is that I'm a real guy, with a super product and a promise that if I can't get you laid you get a refund. And you keep all the bonuses. You can email me before, during, or after your purchase and I'll respond as soon as I get the message. Second, I couldn't rip you off even if I tried. I use ClickBank and PayPal to process the payment and if you want a refund you can go directly to them and there is nothing I can do about it. I'm really more at your mercy than vice-versa. Top of page Question: Why did you decide to write The Ugly Man's Guide To Getting Laid? Answer: Actually it wasn't my idea. I saw only the small picture since I only wanted the information Darcy had stored in his brain for myself so I could get laid. It was Darcy's idea to write the book and sell it online. A brilliant idea it was because he knew the market for this information was huge. Fact is, most guys, regardless of age, income or looks, are losers with the ladies and would give their right nut to be able to seduce and satisfy more babies. Now they can just by following the formulas in The Ugly Man's Guide To Getting Laid?. And they can keep their right testacle. Top of page Question: Why not post a picture of you and Darcy on the website? Answer: Why, so you can laugh at us? Darcy flat-out refuses since his parents are online addicts and may stumble across our site. My reason is pretty much the same even though I do place a small picture of myself on the site from time to time. I have very good but old-fashion parents that may not understand what we are doing here. Let's face it, the information we have is very personal stuff. I'm proud of our work but I rather be proud in private. (Just so you know, Darcy is the Ugly Man, not me.) Top of page Question: Okay, let's say I decide to order your product but don't like it. Am I going to get hassled about a refund? Answer: Nope! I have a 100% satisfaction guarantee that I stick to. Although refund request are very rare I honor them immediately. Top of page Question: Be honest, I'm not a very good looking guy, if I buy your product and follow the instructions will I get laid? Answer: Absolutely! No doubt about it. I know for a fact we will have to educate you, perhaps re-educate you, on exactly what women want from a man. You will need to change your habits. You will need to change your attitude. Some of these changes may be drastic others will be very minor but the bottom line is; you will need to change, my friend. If this scares you do NOT order The Ugly Man's Guide. Order only if you are serious about getting laid on a regular basis. Now I want to be straight with you; if a good looking dude reads The Ugly Man's Guide and follows my advice to the letter and you do the same, the good looking dude will definitely score more babes than you. Sorry, that's a fact we can't avoid but who cares? If Harry Hunk get's laid 7 times a month and you 'only' get popped 4 times a month is that really all that bad? Top of page Question: Will you help me out personally if I email you with my situation? Answer: You bet! And it will only cost you $500 per email. (That was a joke.) Seriously, I'm here to help you. Once you nab The Ugly Man's Guide it is my mission to make you a wild success with women! Now if you email me 2-3 times a day with all types of bizarre questions and you become a genuine pain in the ass I may have to tell you to leave me the hell alone. But that won't happen, right? Thanks. Top of page Question: With all these FREE bonuses you're giving away, if I buy The Ugly Man's Guide today, will I have to give these back if I ask for a refund. Answer: No. They are your's to keep forever even if you ask for a refund 3 seconds after you buy my The Ugly Man's Guide. Two reasons: I appreciate your trust. You took a chance on my work and I want to reward that. Truth is, it's easier for me to have you just keep all the bonuses than try to keep them away from you. Life's too short to be a dick. Top of page Question: I heard you have an Ebay Store? Where is it? Answer: Thanks for asking! 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