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From: Matthew D. Time: 10:14 am
Dear Soon-To-Be Ex-Spanker,
I don't have much time so I'm going to be brutally blunt with you....
You're reading this letter because...
....you suck with women!
How do I know? Because you're reading this letter, dumbass!
Look, you either can't find a woman to lay, you can't lay the woman you have, or you're nervous as a frog in a blender that your woman may be (or soon be) boning someone besides you!
Bottom line? You either suck at your approach and conversations with women, you have ZERO attraction ability, or you make love like an old sloppy wet noodle. Take your pick, you suck!
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I' ve heard it all before, dude...
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"... Look at the friggin gut on me, I haven't seen my dick in years!"
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Blah, blah, blah, ... for crissakes, shut the hell up already, will you? I'm getting nauseous.
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"... Look at the friggin gut on me, I haven't seen my dick in years!"
